Hemmy
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HilariousSome Hilarious random reads I have found, this is somehow my thinspiration reads
“How to: Starve
1. Stop Eating so much, you pig! Jesus, I swear, it's like every time I turn my head around, your jamming that greasy pie-hole in your face full of tacos, tacos, and the 7,000 calorie taco, from Mctaco Taco. You need to cut that taco.
2. Try MRE's: A favored method of Starvation among US Military soldiers... Attempting to cram your puny gullet full of combat tacos is a great way to make you starve, because there's like a breakfast burrito one... it's a taco. And all the Vegetarian meals suck too. I swear to god, if not for the savory goodness of Tacos, I would have gouged my eyes out with a melon-baller to take my mind off of the pain. Thank You, Tacos!
How To: Not Starve, a three step program
1. Eating somthing this is a fairly good start.
2. Eating more stuff your face, its edible you eat it.
3. knowing when to stop why bother, your not not starving what does it matter.”
“Obesity is a term used to describe fat people that are extremely large, and most likely love to eat. it is also a medical term used to describe "grossly overweight" people that are risking their health. People think of obesity as a disease, but it is really a type of lifestyle.In the US, most people are overweight or obese.”
Kind of random, but I like them, makes me want to diet and not stop.
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